Paul Baldowski is a writer, roleplayer and husband - a split role that leans heavily towards the lattermost, with smatterings of the others interspersed. He has spent the last twenty years roleplaying, watching short-lived TV series, and reading books at a speed equivalent to an asthmatic ant carrying some particularly heavy shopping.

He has written or contributed to several books in the PARANOIA roleplaying game series from Mongoose Publishing - including the main rules, Crash Priority, Service, Service!, STUFF and the whole of The Underplex (bar some much appreciated snippets from the Traitor Recycling Studio).

Paul Twitters as boreders, where his nonsense is not necessarily confined to Fight Klub or gaming. He also Boos on occasion.

Don't Talk

“Listen, I’ve been fatally poisoned. There’s probably a psychopath heading over there to torture and kill you as we speak; but, don’t bother getting out of bed. I’ll be there in a flash… Maybe you could fry me up a waffle or something, ‘kay?”

—Chev Chelios, “Crank”